Bras are Pointless Dark Hoodie
Bras are Pointless Dark Hoodie
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Let’s be honest… bras are OPTIONAL. 😏
This hoodie says what every woman is thinking — with a cute little wink. Soft, cozy, and guaranteed to make someone laugh.
🎁 FREE BONUS: “Free the Boobs” Anthem
Every order includes Cosmic Zenergy’s exclusive Free the Boobs anthem — your official no-bra soundtrack.
- ⭐️ Delivered instantly after checkout via email
- ⭐️ A funny, feel-good, empowering track to play every time you take your bra off
- ⭐️ Perfect to send to your bra-hating besties
View the full “Bras Are Pointless” Collection + Hear the Anthem Preview
https://www.cosmiczenergy.shop/pages/bras-are-pointless
Hoodie Highlights:
- ⭐️ Premium soft, cozy fabric
- ⭐️ Minimalist cursive “Bras Are Pointless” design
- ⭐️ Iconic “pointless” boob doodle you won’t stop showing people
- ⭐️ Great conversation starter anywhere you go
- ⭐️ Includes the “Free the Boobs” anthem (digital track) with purchase
Why You’ll Love It:
- ⭐️ Comfort is a lifestyle — not a special occasion
- ⭐️ Lets you wear the energy of “I’m free and unbothered” everywhere you go
- ⭐️ Makes self-care, softness, and rebellion feel fun & wearable
🎶 Free the Boobs Anthem (Digital Download)
After you order, you’ll receive an email with a private link to listen to and download your Free the Boobs anthem. No extra steps, no extra cost — just pure comfy, bra-free energy.
🎶 Usage Permissions
When you purchase from the Bras Are Pointless collection, you also receive the Free the Boobs anthem as a free digital download. You are welcome to use this song in your personal social media content as long as you give credit to Cosmic Zenergy in your caption or description.
- ⭐️ You may use the anthem in your TikToks, Reels, YouTube content, personal videos, or posts
- ⭐️ You may share it with others as part of your content
- ⭐️ You may not upload or claim the audio as your own original music on streaming platforms
- ⭐️ Please credit or tag:
Details
Details
⭐100% cotton face yarn
⭐80% cotton/ 10% polyester/ 10% recycled polyester (from plastic bottles)
⭐Grey & Oatmeal Heather: 70% cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
⭐Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
⭐3-end fleece with a tight-knit construction for vibrant printing and a soft, lofty feel
⭐Under 5% shrinkage
⭐Twill neck tape
⭐Double-needle top stitching on all seams
⭐Three-panel hood with fleece lining for extra comfort
⭐DTM round drawcord with tipped ends and metal eyelets
⭐1x1 ribbing at sleeve cuffs and waistband (95% cotton, 5% spandex for better recovery)
⭐Lane Seven LS14001
Size Chart
Size Chart
Sustainability
Sustainability
⭐Water-saving dyeing techniques save 18 liters of water per garment
⭐Member of the Better Cotton Initiative, supporting sustainable cotton farming
⭐Certified by the Recycled Claim Standard, ensuring traceability of recycled polyester
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
⭐Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
⭐Do not bleach
⭐Tumble dry: low heat
⭐Iron, steam or dry: low heat
⭐DO NOT dryclean
All Items Ship Within 3-5 Days
All Items Ship Within 3-5 Days
