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Bras are Pointless Dark Hoodie

Bras are Pointless Dark Hoodie

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Regular price $39.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.95 USD
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Let’s be honest… bras are OPTIONAL. 😏

This hoodie says what every woman is thinking — with a cute little wink. Soft, cozy, and guaranteed to make someone laugh.

🎁 FREE BONUS: “Free the Boobs” Anthem
Every order includes Cosmic Zenergy’s exclusive Free the Boobs anthem — your official no-bra soundtrack.

  • ⭐️ Delivered instantly after checkout via email
  • ⭐️ A funny, feel-good, empowering track to play every time you take your bra off
  • ⭐️ Perfect to send to your bra-hating besties

View the full “Bras Are Pointless” Collection + Hear the Anthem Preview

https://www.cosmiczenergy.shop/pages/bras-are-pointless

Hoodie Highlights:

  • ⭐️ Premium soft, cozy fabric
  • ⭐️ Minimalist cursive “Bras Are Pointless” design
  • ⭐️ Iconic “pointless” boob doodle you won’t stop showing people
  • ⭐️ Great conversation starter anywhere you go
  • ⭐️ Includes the “Free the Boobs” anthem (digital track) with purchase

Why You’ll Love It:

  • ⭐️ Comfort is a lifestyle — not a special occasion
  • ⭐️ Lets you wear the energy of “I’m free and unbothered” everywhere you go
  • ⭐️ Makes self-care, softness, and rebellion feel fun & wearable

🎶 Free the Boobs Anthem (Digital Download)

After you order, you’ll receive an email with a private link to listen to and download your Free the Boobs anthem. No extra steps, no extra cost — just pure comfy, bra-free energy.

🎶 Usage Permissions

When you purchase from the Bras Are Pointless collection, you also receive the Free the Boobs anthem as a free digital download. You are welcome to use this song in your personal social media content as long as you give credit to Cosmic Zenergy in your caption or description.

  • ⭐️ You may use the anthem in your TikToks, Reels, YouTube content, personal videos, or posts
  • ⭐️ You may share it with others as part of your content
  • ⭐️ You may not upload or claim the audio as your own original music on streaming platforms
  • ⭐️ Please credit or tag:

Details

⭐100% cotton face yarn
⭐80% cotton/ 10% polyester/ 10% recycled polyester (from plastic bottles)
⭐Grey & Oatmeal Heather: 70% cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
⭐Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
⭐3-end fleece with a tight-knit construction for vibrant printing and a soft, lofty feel
⭐Under 5% shrinkage
⭐Twill neck tape
⭐Double-needle top stitching on all seams
⭐Three-panel hood with fleece lining for extra comfort
⭐DTM round drawcord with tipped ends and metal eyelets
⭐1x1 ribbing at sleeve cuffs and waistband (95% cotton, 5% spandex for better recovery)
⭐Lane Seven LS14001

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Sustainability

⭐Water-saving dyeing techniques save 18 liters of water per garment
⭐Member of the Better Cotton Initiative, supporting sustainable cotton farming
⭐Certified by the Recycled Claim Standard, ensuring traceability of recycled polyester

Care Instructions

⭐Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
⭐Do not bleach
⭐Tumble dry: low heat
⭐Iron, steam or dry: low heat
⭐DO NOT dryclean

All Items Ship Within 3-5 Days

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